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[–] [email protected] 202 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Thursday = 4/7 = 0.571

8pm = 20/24 = 0.833

October = 10/12 = 0.833

Saturday =6/7 = 0.857

Unless you only count work days, then Thurs = 4/5 = 0.8

I rest my case

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This counts as peer review ^^

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Submitting to the Journal of Useful Bullshit.

Some fancy academic website will charge us $40 to read our own work and we won’t get paid.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thursday is 5/7 if you're one of those uncivilized people who start the week in Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think of weekends like bookends, sandwiching the work week between freedom.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To me the weekend is the end of the week. I don't start the week on its end, so by elimination the week starts on Monday.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I can respect this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But it also finishes on a Friday, so 4/5, not 4/7.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Start it when it ends, turn it upside down, light the whole thing on fire. Pure anarchy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

This is incredible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Rocksolid argument.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

ok yes October being equivalent to Saturday makes much more sense. best day of the week = best month of the year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't some cultures start their calendar week on Saturday? If so then Thursday is 6/7 for that specific use case.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're all almost the end of the thing but not the very end. Of course they're the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They're also round, warm colored, and soft/smooth. I will not be taking follow up questions.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone has synesthesia.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Synesthesia is a fascinating affliction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I beg to differ. It's just a state of being.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I sincerely hesitated before posting that, unsure of the word "affliction." I've only ever known one person with it and they didn't seem to suffer from it. However, their view of the world absolutely was fascinating.

I intend no denigration of anyone with synesthesia. However, for anyone with it reading this, I'd love to learn more from you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see them as all darker colored, like a sunset but not quite night.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Weekends are always dark to me, I kind of hate it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thursday is like this.

I literally cannot for the life of me explain why.

But خميس? The name of Thursday in my native Arabic?

Ah but Jeudi, the French name. Sun high in the sky. Very round.

I cannot even begin to explain.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Really ? that's too funny... to me they're warm, a bit soft, balanced & fair, and very finely textured

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This broke me. The dot … over the i. That broke me. I’m … I’m done.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I agree with October and 8 pm but not Thursday. Thursday is too yellow to be October.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

October is way more yellow than Thursdsay.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

October is too golden and burnt umber to not be Thursday.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thursday is purple though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a word for the thing before the penultimate? Because that would be it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And following (or preceding) that, there is: preantepenultimate and propreantepenultimate.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Octo" in October means eight. Makes sense.

I don't know about Thursday, i dont feel the same connection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Octo" in October means eight.

Well it did, then some assholes named Julius and Augustus had to fuck it up. Somebody should stab one of those fuckers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Common misconception.

July and August were renamed. The original names were derived from five and six. The extra two months that threw everything off were January and February. When 5-10 were named January and February didn't even have names, it was just that cold period when there was no planting or harvesting. There were a bunch of other changes to the calendar over the centuries before we got where we are too.

Decent overview here: https://study.com/academy/lesson/the-ancient-roman-calendar-history-months-saints.html

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Somebody should stab one of those fuckers

I have some fantastic news for you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's the eighth day of the week, duh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It feels more like 7pm to me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You really can't explain it? This is the peak of what that noggin is capable of?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Thur 4/7 October 10/12 8pm. 8/12

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Take out weekends and include all 24 hours of the day:

Thursday 4/5 = 0.8
October 10/12 = 0.833
8pm 20/24 = 0.833

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'll go one step further and say 7:15 pm hits way different than 8:37 am.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I know October kind of implies this but I'd add Halloween to this group.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I get it, mid to late year, mid to late week, and mid to late in the day.

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