Do yer balls hang low?
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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Do you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.
How many VW Passats is low?
What are "implication arrows"?
> implying you don't know what an implication arrow is
it's one of these: >
The anon got it wrong. These are ">" or "greater than" symbols, not arrows, although they look like arrowheads. They are used to signal a quote, which makes the text green on 4chan or inside a quote block on other platforms. In 4chan culture, the resulting greentext is not a quote, it has a meaning of its own.
The actual implication arrow, used in mathematical logic for statements like "if A, then B" or "A implies B", is "⇒" or "rightwards double arrow" in Unicode. Using ASCII characters, it can be written as "=>".
What do they imply?
I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don't understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying "go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor." Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but ... Maybe I'm just taking things too literally.
Thanks for the answer!
>implying this is real
I ... See.
Thank you.
It's just how a quote reply works on 4chan but the meaning has expanded.
Edit: as in, instead of quoting the actual comment I reply to, I summarize it as "implying ____"
For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.
With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.
Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.
Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!
Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?
Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.
You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry
His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick