this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry

Long-Ass Balls

Long-Ball Larry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick