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For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.
With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.
Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!
Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.
You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry
Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm
His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick
Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?
Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.
I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.
Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.
What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum