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[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do you swing them to and fro?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

How many VW Passats is low?