yeah but how good would it feel
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At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
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1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Please delete this
from my brain
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
Edit: Didn't see that @[email protected] beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
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What the fuck is this?
Why would I imagine that??
Thanks I hate it.
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
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I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
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I wish I could unsee this greatly
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
God no
What a god awful day to have eyes...
I think I read that Oglaf comic.
mistress
alright, who's got the eye bleach?
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
Truly a horrifying image!
Mass genocide every night
I would hear the pro life argument
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
of course that's a thing
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So hot.
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