this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Silence... Or tentacles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

You ever see any Hentai? Generally, if you've watched 10+ minutes of it, you'll get it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If that's the end where does it enter from?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s steering you from inside your skull like a mecha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How does one register a complaint about their octopi pilot?

Mines pretty shit at it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think you are projecting, not everything tentacle is hentai. With all the (often fucked up) diversity of hentai, ear sex isn't included.

... I hope...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Some of us just like tentacles. They're cool and attached to cool creatures, presumedly like the wearer of these earplugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Umm, I've got bad news for your hope my guy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But then, it would be a tentacle going into the ear rather than coming out of it.

... I hope ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It definitely is lol

All and every orifice, sometimes artificial

If you can think of it, someone somewhere made it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's ok, I was mentally prepared to find out that it, of course, exists.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I love the concept and would wear something like that to a gig, just maybe not an octopus leg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

502 Bad gateway

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And this is just what I allow to be seen placed into my EAR - imagine what... other... possibilities exist:-).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's been so much better if it was a ear bud hat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about a dress made from months of built up snail slime trails, carefully laid out in a crisscross fashion until the dried up slime is a 1/4-inch thick?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not exactly, but still wonderous. The ASMR vibe from it is great.