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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The endcap covers the rest for them to stay fresh longer. It has a goddamn job to do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is the way. The butts sacrifice themselves for the greater good.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The butts are never truly sacrificed when youre on your last PB and J.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just flip it over and you'll never even notice the heel. The caveat is that you can't do a heel and heel sandwich as it wont hold together properly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But your tongue will know!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It always knows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The Greater Good!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I doubt the end being there makes much of a difference, it's already sliced and air can easily get into the cracks. Plus you're always taking the front piece which has supposedly had the most contact with the environment, so it doesn't have much of a chance to go bad. Furthermore by reaching your grubby fingers around to sneak a middle piece you probably pose a bigger risk of contamination to the loaf.

I'm not convinced this method keeps bread longer until it's put to the test.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And now it has served its purpose, now it must be put to rest.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

dude, i love the first slice!

please dont take the context of the meme, as it might look bad

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

philia is the word for love in ancient greek, while pedo means child

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m sorry but it still hasn’t clicked for me…

Edit: oh wait I read your comment wrong. I thought you were saying not to take it out of the context of the image when you were saying the opposite. Ok now I get it!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, I could sit and eat an entire loaf of Sunmaid Cinnamon Raisin Bread. Literally the whole loaf in one sitting. I probably still could. Yum. Raisin bread.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your comment is making me get up and make toast. Sadly, I don't have any raisin bread.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can always poke little holes in the toast and stick raisins in them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He says now after I stuffed my face with two pieces of toast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just 2?? Those are rookie numbers kid!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

True, but I had a client appointment in like 10 mins so my time to toast ratio was not great. Now I can eat like 20 pieces. As is tradition.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's all a part of a healthy diet, as I learned in home ec. Just 3 more loafs, a dozen eggs with 5 glasses of milk and you will complete 2/3s of the pyramid if you eat an apple or something.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First slice and last slice, AKA "The Dad Bread"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In days of old, my father ate the bread ends.

Now that I have a daughter, I am the one who eats the bread ends

We do this not because we enjoy them, but because it is our duty as fathers.

That or because otherwise my wife will just throw them to the dog. What a waste of perfectly good bread!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Not a father, but I actually enjoy the end slices.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

In some parts of Mexico, the end caps are called the "suegras," the word for mother-in-law, because no one wants them. I think it's meant to sound like "sobras" which means leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who calls those the butt of the loaf?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I have always heard it called the heel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Want to piss off a kid? Make them a butt-bread sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Nope, I call it the butt too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

We call it the nub.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wonder what it says about me that I eat the first piece first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bready or not, here I come

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No! I doughn't want to die!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I do too. I try to get it before anyone fingers around with it to get to the slices below. Butt bread is fine, but fingered butt bread...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Must be really shitty bread because first and last slices are the best

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Bunch of people ain't getting curly hair!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Just make the first and last slices bigger! Damn you bread warlocks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

just scarf down the extra crusty bread by itself. Its not suitable for sandwiches, but you know, just the bread by itself is still fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The ends are the best for toasties.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I leave the first one to get stale from the lazy wrap job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Finally, a good fuckin' meme!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I love the end slices but hate when they are cut so thin that they fall apart in your hand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'll even eat the last slice, but the first one is destined for the trash