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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Name one problem you can't solve with enough c4.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was going to say "too much C4" but, no, that could solve that too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mind blown... Everything else... Also blown up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think you can actually solve that one with enough C4 :p

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Every time I had a problem, I threw ~~a Molotov~~ C4 at it and then I had a different problem"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Mendoza philosophy of problem solving!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jason figured it out?! Jason? Wow, this is a new low...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds pretty tough, let's start with a dozen and work our way up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A dozen what of C4?

Kilotons?

Megatons?

Solar masses?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Morgana's dragon.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

"Is God real?"

"I dunno but I've killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Someone expand this with more franchises...

Farscape: "Hi god, it's me, John. If you're out there, give me a sign!" Scorpius: "You're out of your mind John."

Dr. Who: (David Tennant) "It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" (Second frame) pouty face

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, lost it at pouty face.

Firefly: Book: "I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals." Mal: "Reavers might take issue with that philosophy."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"You're welcome on my ship. God ain't."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"One man's ceiling is another man's floor."

"A fools paradise is a wise man's hell."

"...Never run with scissors?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"Like a midget at a urinal .... I was going to have to stay on my toes"

- Lt Frank Drebin

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I swear, Bojack has ruined me. I can't read the phrase "let's find out!" And not hear it in Paul F. Thompkins' voice

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things?? Let’s find out!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

From the brilliant JD Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye and... others?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I fucking love Bojack

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What are you doing here?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What show is the second row from?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Star Trek Voyager. It's from an episode where Harry Kim gets translocated to a planet that sends people through a subspace hole to die. The man pictured takes Kims "return from the afterlife" as an opportunity to question his planets belief in the life after death.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

That episode is probably my favourite episode of Voyager so far (but I'm not very far into it yet). The idea of the culture shock that would come to a whole society when they find out all at once that death is a real thing is fucking crazy and they cover it really well.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Classic Jack O'Neill (not to confuse with Jack O'Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What does God need for with C4?