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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost in my ass

Or, my favorite option from my most recent playlist: In too deep in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The Emptiness Machine in my ass.

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Viva la vida in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Die Moorsoldaten in my ass (the swamp soldiers in my ass)

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The boys are back in town in my ass

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My playlist is a bit weird:

  • And so it went in my ass
  • Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
  • The beheading of the King in my ass.
    (It's a guillotine-like tool)
  • Factory of death in my ass
    (It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job)
  • Enemy within my ass
  • Childhoods End in my ass
  • Chasm in my ass
  • Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
    (The raids are insane)
  • Some kind of monster in by ass
    (Still that same viking)
  • Six feet deep in by ass
  • Prelude of Worms in my ass
  • Necropolis in my ass
  • Playing with dolls in my ass
  • Tinnitus in my ass
    (It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...)
  • Not enough in my ass
  • Buried alive in my ass
  • The fallen one in my ass
  • The last glow of day in my ass
  • Starlight in my ass
  • Starting at the sun in my ass
    (Basically three identical songs)
  • Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
    (It fits 300 if they sits)
  • Fatal Error in my ass
    (Just refresh the site with a splash of lube)
  • Spit in my ass
    (No, thats not what I meant!)
  • The rabbit hole in by ass
  • The wolf you feed in by ass
  • Arrival in my ass
  • Survive in my ass
    (If the wolves can, so can you)
  • The chosen ones in my ass
    (There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen)
  • The Champion in my ass
  • Alone in my ass

Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)

... and all things will end ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Chromatic Aberration in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Mysterious vibes in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Nameless in My Ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Surrender in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Happy Inside my ass."

Shit... I'm Elon Musk :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Chicken head in my ass - Project Pat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Stay with me in my ass

  • Miki Matsubara
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It began in Africa in my Ass

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The kind of love we make in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Wait and Bleed in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Eyes of the world in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Le Risque in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

bamboo sword girl in my ass...
okay then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because I got High in my Ass

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Everything Turns Blue In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Embrace the rot in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Better off without you in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

somwhere I belong .... in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Man of War in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

A Better Place, a Better Time in my Ass

By Streetlight Manifassto

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sweet Caroline in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

We'll Meet Again In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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Everybody wants to rule the world in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Man in the Box in my ass.

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Needles in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Pumped up kicks in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Apocalypsis Noctis in my ass

Considering I'm writing this while sitting on toilet after eating extra spicy Korean soup... It weirdly fits

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Tubular bells part I in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The mountain...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Adapter in my ass 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

probably TMIWhich is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Bleed in my ass

those bass drum hertas tho

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