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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
  • nods knowingly in town *
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mayonäs am Handtuch is fürd Preissn, a Gscheida zuzlt sei Handtüchl mit am siassm Sempf.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Mein Gott, jetzt habe ich Hunger auf enorme Badehandtücher mit Mayonnaise. Vielen Dank auch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's an aquired taste.

Also it doesn't have to be from enemies.

Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid's eggs, so that they get use to it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The key is to start with small caliber and work up.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As a German I can say it's quite accurate, though I'd expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

No. That's not a 98 Focus,

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Canada..Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can't confirm since I'm always drunk, high and intolerant.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigarette

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I'd expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I'm glad they're on our side.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

This is not accurate at all. Germans don't need breakfast. And now get back to work!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You guys invented tapas. You have no idea what to eat or when.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Germany should be beer and clowns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So I mean it's not just for dinner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Makes sense mac and cheese is British tho so it'll have to be deep fried and left in the sun to rot then smothered with soul food spices I call it the triple me to the toilet deluxe

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Offensive.

Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the "oops, all hamburger!"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of "lost ammo" (balas perdidas)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yummy yummy car

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

As an American this list look pretty accurate to me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nonsense. I don't eat beans for breakfast!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure about that, mate?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oi! Where's your inquiring loicence?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oi mate! I'm sorry!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ich han in den fokus gekaggert😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Britian should be beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The lack of toast is the sadness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It's reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.

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