Ask Lemmy

Stardew Valley.

You know what? I’m okay with this. Sign me up, I accept.

Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.

Euro Truck Simulator 2, so all things considered, pretty chill

Fallout London. It'd be an intense half an hour trying to open inaccessible doors before I'd crash back to safety.

Sometimes you roll the Katamari, and sometimes the Katamari rolls you.

Minecraft Survival? Well, I wasn't playing on hardcore, so I guess I'd be alright.

Or, hmm, on my phone, Pikmin Bloom. A vast army of adorable minions to accompany me as we wander around Chicago in search of public art; not so bad.

No Man's Sky. Pretty sweet deal, I think.

I'd just start mining random stuff to put together to make better mining gear to mine better and more stuff.

Then just get on my dinghy and explore the 'verse while looking out for a better dinghy. Maybe plop down a few bases on nice planets, rinse and repeat.

Elden Ring, none of that is going well

Baldur's Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.

Valheim. My homestead is beautiful and densely forested. I'm well equipped and have provisions for days. I'm good.

Helldivers 2

I would be dead within 7 days. Quite apt as the game is 7 days to die.

City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant "work" started to get to me.

I'd be a Starfleet Fleet Admiral in 2410, with a bunch of very OP starships under my command, so that would be pretty damn sweet!

Subnautica - I would be dead in minutes since I can't actually swim all that well in real life.

Deep Rock Galactic. It would be terrifying, but with some upsides.

"It ain't a gun unless it weighs at least one hundred pounds!"

Deep Rock Galactic Galaxy's Finest!

I'm a greybeard with a crack crew but they get wreckless sometimes, and mining on Hoxxes is intrinsically dangerous. We don't always make it back.

Pokemon Go. I would be running from Pokemon I guess. Not too bad as for now I do have some resources, and the map is pretty good so everything would be where it is now.

AC Odyssey. I guess I'm Greek now

Helldivers2 vs bots on lv10... dead in seconds. pretty screwed.

Modded Minecraft. It's going to depend entirely on whether I can still search the various wikis.

Ghost of Tsushima

I dont know shit about how to fight so unless I woke up as Jin with the fighting experience I'd be fucked

Animal Crossing New Leaf. I'd be ecstatic.

Kerbal Space Program. So everything might be fine, or I might hit a mountain at mach 12, or I might be stuck on Moho forever hoping Matt Lowne joins Lemmy and can send the Blunderbirds to get me.

Pokemon Emerald? So long as I'm not the protag, life is generally OK. Aside from Team Aqua/Magma and the whole "causing disasters to expand the sea/land", I should be OK.

Factorio, I'd probably survive and build a bunch of stuff. Oh, and try not to get eaten.

Football Manager. I would be fired, but everything else would stay the same.

I played Noita, I'm utterly fucked no matter who or what I am

Bloons TD 6.

I guess I have to contribute to popping bloons... somehow??? Idk.

FFXIV.

Would I be the Warrior of Light or some random scrub? Random scrub that world has godlike beings that just absolutely dominate your will just by existing, plus just massive monsters, and some terrifying organizations.

WoL, hooboy all the moments the story made me be quiet.

Another question is do I go as myself, or can I be a catgirl?

Metro 2033... as long as I'm underground and out of harm's way, I think I'll be able to survive

Helldivers 2, I am FUCKED. Unless I was on a Super Destroyer on my way to Super Earth

Majora's Mask. I'm dead in 3 days.

Tears of the Kingdom. Not bad at all, as long as I stay in places populated by the more friendly creatures. The worst thing about being stuck there is the choice between living in Tarrey Town, Hateno, or Kakariko. I could live a pretty comfortable life growing swift carrots or fortified pumpkins.

Sudoku?

(I’m an old)

I'd be popping balloons like any good monkey should

I'm playing Scorn right now. Fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat

Guild Wars 2. It's not so bad. Just hang out in one of the cities. Learn some magic.

Phantasy Star Online? I'd be in great shape! I could essentially play that game indefinitely.

Ace Attorney (nostalgia). I'm not weird enough to be a witness, the perp, or the wrongfully accused. If I was the victim I'd obviously be screwed. If I was a defence attorney my clients would be screwed. If I was a judge everyone but me would be screwed. Payne seems to make an ok living as a prosecutor although he sucks at it, I could do that. Or I'd just be one of those weirdoes cheering in the gallery, or an unremarkable resident of Japanifornia, which would both be fine.

I played Outer Wilds, so I'd be pretty cozy, for about 20 minutes.

Balatro. I think I'm okay? I don't even know what that would mean.