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Be open minded
But as the famous Carl Sagan said, not so open that your brain falls out
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Be open minded
But not about dinosaurs apparently...
I went to a psychic who unlocked a memory of me in a past life riding a dragon. There were no dinosaurs there. If that doesn't prove it then nothing will.
Give that woman 25k right now
She told me that for 25k she could actually send me back in time but it'll be another 25k to bring me back with the proof. I'm starting a fundraiser and selling cookies to raise the money.
I mean, Komodo Dragons exist.
The Chinese zodiac doesn't have a cat, therefore cats don't exist.
Tiger says, "what?"
No kangaroos on it either.
If everything is a lie, isn't the Chinese zodiac also a lie?
Oh you and your logic.
Dragons, if you accept any quadruped lizard such as a gecko or a bearded lizard, or a komodo dragon, as a dragon, still exist.
Same with dinosaurs: Chickens 😎
wait isn’t there a chicken Chinese zodiac? 🤔
We can even give them their teeth back.
https://www.livescience.com/7051-surprise-chickens-grow-teeth.html
Hey, I was born in the Chicken year of the Chinese Zodiac.
From now on, if asked, I would say I was born in the year of the dinosaur instead.
I like the theory that ancient people found dinosaur bones somehow and just made up dragons based on what they saw.
Maybe, but it's also not hard to imagine them seeing that there were reptiles of multiple sizes and they got bigger and bigger (maybe even crocodiles via trade or just native).
"This, but huge" is a pretty easy path to folktales.