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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow two people who smoke weed like anime? That's crazy bro

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Bro" is orb backwards. I love pondering orbs that can build up holy concepts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"ponder" is rednop backwards.
I love my rednop bros.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Backwards is sdrawkcab backwards. Whoa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Confidence and showing passion about stuff will get you a long ways

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best I can do is crippling anxiety and apathy for everything in life. Take it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dr DontKnowKnothing advises to double down with deadpan humor. If nothing else, at least you'll see more smiles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Truth, I once got a girl's number because I was bitching about how much I hate pennies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You're in a dispensary so I'm not going to assume that normal standard necessarily apply.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And then everyone clapped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pro move: only explain right up to when Shippuden starts so they can watch it together

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Basically me getting lucky that my SO is as orange pilled on pedestrian infrastructure as I am.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Climatetown rizz frfr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is that a Dutch thing?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If any of my younger friends ask, please tell them I totally understand what those words mean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Translation:

I am very lucky that my partner has similar ideas and interests about urban transport infrastructure and policy as I do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pedestrianization advocacy is HOT AS FUCK!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He must have incredible genetic abilities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Another reason I wish we had dispencaries in my country

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

At a dispensary? That probably helped his odds. Still impressive, though!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Kicking her feet?