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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And then everyone clapped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.