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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A longer digestive system is necessary to properly break down plant cellulose. This is why some small herbivores are copraphagic (eat their own shit, like rabbits): it takes two times through to extract adequate nutrients.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I want to unlearn this, immediately

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If it makes you feel any better, the poops they eat are different from the poops they don't. It'd be like it half the time you pooped it was regular ol' poop, but the other half of the time it was a nice piece of broccoli, or a snickers bar.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I suspect round one is like eating milk, and round two is a fine cheese. Or eating cabbage, and later experiencing it as a well-aged kimchi. I'm sure it's full of probiotics.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rabbit pellets are literally just other rabbit's poop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You bastard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is also why vegans eat shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were eating the rabbit?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, the rabbit's already done all the work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Carnists obsession with putting animals into their own intestines knows no bounds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Greatest love story ever told!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you know if you took your intestines and laid them out in a straight line, that you would die?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Fun fact: if you stretch a horse so it's roughly 3 times longer, you get a not so alive horse that's also 3 times longer than normal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooorse.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Hc=====================ɔrse

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only known photo of Potoooooooo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

lol this is great, TIL

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Finally!" - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Pete fucks incredibly hung horses?!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was Mr. Hands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You're showing your age here I think. If Mr hands had intestines that were straight like this it might not have killed him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You have a lot of guts, posting that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Technology is finally allowing us to get serious in longest hardest poop competitions.

Those are professional athletes no doubt.