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[–] [email protected] 208 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

i just can't wrap my head around the fact that otherwise normal intelligent people are so fucking addicted to fake validation from fake "friends" that they continue to consume (PAY FOR) bullshit like twitter

[–] [email protected] 169 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here you go friend, have some free drugs

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Would you suck their wang for it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I could really use a fix right now me friend

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I got you, fam.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm also continously surprised by how socially codependent people are.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

humans are social creatures by nature but the issue is the way that people go about fulfilling those needs in the most useless, destructive way possible

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 3 months ago (4 children)

$45 million a month. Jesus fucking Christ, imagine the good that kind of money could do. Instead it's going straight to Fascists'R'Us.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember when Elon said he'd gladly solve world hunger if someone gave him a plan to do so?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

and then someone did, and he didn't

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even if I was using that money entirely selfishly I could come up with so many better things to do.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Frankly, setting it on fire would be a better use.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It breaks my heart to think about that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is just an example of what America does every second of every day. Valuing money more than people.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Why do you think Vance is the VP pick? He is Peter Thiel’s bitch, who is Elon’s bitch. They are not even trying to hide it anymore.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Elon made most of his money through companies that heavily rely on government subsidy. He is now funneling this money to someone who will control government contracts. Do not mistake the US for a democracy. It is an oligarchy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Always has been a country founded by slave owners. The "American dream" is just the carrot to dangle in front of people. "If you work hard, you will make it".

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

That's the issue, Musk and all think they are the resistance. That's why they say "take back America". From the elites, ignoring that they are the rich elites.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Perpetual victim mentality.

Wait is this why we don't have rich people building giant monuments and libraries and art galleries with their names prominently on them anymore? Because they actually think they're the underclass??

Because seriously some of the most fire art galleries I've been to are the ones that are paid for by the worst fucking exploitative billionaires you'll ever read about. Shout out to the Guggenheim, btw

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I mean damn if Rockefeller plaza isn't nice.

But for sure everyone feels like the victim all the time now regardless of how well off you are. Maybe we are growing immune to shame? I dunno but I miss people like Hershey building a free theater and a nice garden because his employees would strike.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That’s the issue, Musk and all think they are the resistance.

Pretty sure Stephanie was saying the people still using Twitter love to think they'd join the resistance, but won't even stop using Twitter. Not that Elon thinks he's the resistance.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Any Lemmy instances block links to X? I'd like to see less of it on here. It's just truth social with deeper pockets.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One thing I've learned is that "committed to donate" does not equal "has actually transferred and paid the actual money"

So it's just a headline to try and drum up other donations until the receipts are made.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

This is a good point. Musk, like Trump, is well known for making huge promises that amount to nothing. He wouldn't even own Twitter if a court hadn't forced him to make good on his promise to buy it.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's 45 people a month that wouldn't have to ever work again in their entire lives and maybe even their kids if they invest it smartly. Or ya know, lift hundreds of families from poverty each month. Instead it shall go into Trump's crime empire, money go BRRRR.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Thank goodness for Twitter, he lost $1.7 billion per month in the first year (including valuation) so now he has less to spend on Trump.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I deleted my Twitter account the day he bought it. Haven't used it a single time since.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Since this was posted on Mastodon: OP, consider to post this on

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too, if you like.

Btw, cool that Stephen King joined the Fediverse. I didn’t know that.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Might wanna reread that name

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Wow I didn't know Stephen King transed their gender

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Dammit!!! 😂

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He couldn't even end world hunger.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Even if they did leave, SpaceX/Starlink and Tesla are dumping money onto him. He'd still have plenty of money to throw at the guy with the least progressive tax plan.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He could have less, though.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weeelllll, priorities may be just a bit different when living in a territory annexed by the literal Nazis. Not using Twitter doesn't really just have the same urgency as the Gestapo rounding up your neighbors.

Not that I'd be caught dead using Twitter, especially now that that reich-wing manbaby and waste of perfectly good carbon Musk owns it. I created an account ~15 years ago because I had to test the Twitter integration of a thingamajig at work, but I never used it for anything else. I did read some Twitter stuff in the early days of the Ukraine invasion via one of the frontends, but so much of it was garbage that I stopped bothering after a while

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Ah, now I understand all the layoffs.

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