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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

I had to look up who that was.

I'd bet if they actually surveyed gamers, you'd see more people jokingly submitting "John Halo" than Sam Fisher

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well now I really miss pre-Musk Twitter. My feed was all shit like this, friends and strangers posting out-of-context thoughts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I, uh, don't think you know what a tier list is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I hope OC clears this up because my understanding is that's the Spanish equivalent of the n word

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

They're very different in frequency, too. The left only recently started with the fiery jabs whereas previously they were "above" making comments like that...it's been the core of the republican playbook for awhile now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'm assuming OP didn't take this screenshot....but if you did...why did you screenshot a reply of a screenshot instead of just saving the screenshot?

My useless conspiracy theory when additional usernames are included in these, they are the ones taking and spreading it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So do I just cut the benzos in half for the calmer apes?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Same haircut, same car, bring benzos. Got it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (6 children)

My takeaway was that having a chimpanzee as a pet is fine and so is giving them benzos but what you should really avoid doing is giving them a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Oh shit didn't realize he was from a different county

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where is he suggesting we deport the two white Americans who tried to kill him?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll add to the absurdity for you: The agent asked me, "does this sound familiar?" and recited my forum signature which was a short poem about a sailing goat

 

I don't know why stuff like this keeps me up at night but let's pretend you just won some obscene amount and there's a lot of people you'd like to set up for life. Let's say after taxes you have $300m in your account

You can give someone up to 18k a year without incurring a gift tax and while that'd definitely be a nice bump to their income, you still have way more money than you know what to do with. So what's the smartest way to hook them up?

A couple of options I've considered are:

  1. Give them a lump sum of $X million. They eat the taxes the first year and handle the savings themselves.

  2. Create a company and hire them to "work" one hour a month for a big salary. If you put $25m in an account, the interest covers the salary. They get a steady bonus income with the added bonus of getting the best insurance available. Is that legal?

  3. Set up a "shared" checking account they can use to pay for...whatever. But would these expenses count towards the gift tax? I do not know.

  4. Buy houses and let them live there rent-free. I don't really like this one because I don't want to be a lord to my friends and family.

For the record, I did not win the lottery. I don't even play it. I'm just working out the details in a fantasy world for some reason

 

Hello everyone,

We are nearing the end of my first TTRPG campaign and in a few weeks, the DM is starting a homebrew. I joined this one half way through and a friend slapped together most of my level 7 character for me, a basic fighter. For this new campaign I'm hoping to have "more to do" in and out of battle so I'm looking for class advice.

I want to play a support class but I've been feeling overwhelmed by the class options. All I know is that I want it to be beginner-friendly support that can heal but also do more - like damage, buffs, or debuffs. Doesn't have to be all 3!

The group gave me a few suggestions but there was so much back and forth about how complicated they are, I thought I'd pose the question here.

Can someone help point me in the right direction on a simple support? Any help would be appreciated!

 

My preferred way to browse here is using All and blocking communities I don't want to see. That way I get exposed to new things I wouldn't seek out on my own (for example: British archaeology)

I accidentally blocked a community while trying to block a user and when I went to unblock it, I saw I had 1250 communities filtered. If I had to guess, 90% are either porn, sports, or anime.

What about you?

 

I'm not sure if this counts as a "patient gamer" because I played them to death years ago...but I've been playing both again recently and they're just perfect little games with a ton of replayability. They're not retro (FTL 2012, ITB 2018) but they're old enough to regularly go on sale which is great!

Highly recommended if you like roguelite strategy games.

If you have any similar games to suggest, please leave a comment. I'm sure there's tons of great strategy games I've missed over the years

 

You park in it, man

 

Based on two rumors/conspiracy theories:

  1. Walt Disney had his body cryogenically preserved in the hopes of being resurrected later. Unsubstantiated but funny

  2. The film was titled "Frozen" so when you search for "Walt Disney Frozen" you don't learn about the first rumor

 
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Somehow the body disappeared when I posted this so I am going to copy my comment that inspired the post:

This community doesn't fit Lemmy. Why are we segregating tweets? I'll bet the mods here don't even know why /r/whitepeopletwitter existed in the first place because if they did, they'd know we don't "need" it here. It's arguably worse if they don't know because they're separating tweets by race for no fucking reason

Seriously just delete this community and use microblogmemes or whatever. Can't believe this reddit shit got copied over here.

 
 

"As a Linux user..."

Yeah yeah, you're right. But can you maybe shut up about it for just a minute?

USE LINUX

LINUX IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY

MICROSOFT SUCKS APPLE SUCKS GOOGLE SUCKS

THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP

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