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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (8 children)

TBF this is basically every not-great-looking male lead.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I've always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I'm a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that's it, fellas. I'm in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn't work because we are at different points in our lives, but that's nbd.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or are you just selling your looks short?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol no I'm short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Lmao. I wasn't expecting a reply.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Exactly, if you wait too long making the leap of faith, more often then not you will be already in the friend zone

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You could have just used his picture

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's'a me, Adam a'Sandler. Woopido doooooo'a!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The exception: Little Nicky

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

The love interest in Little Nicky wasnt Patricia Arquette, but Popeye's Chicken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Easily my favorite Adam Sandler movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so stupid, but it has its moments

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The best moment is between the opening credits and the closing credits

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

For some reasimon I've never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.

[edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn't clear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A good follow up to that is uncut gems

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about The Cobbler? That one was unexpectedly charming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanks! I'll give it a look.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Best to keep it that way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I envy you!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He’s Woody Allen with the pseudointellectual posturing replaced with grossout gags

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Let's not compare him to a child molester.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The minute hour is king

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jack and Jill was the weirdest one because it's Adam Sandler falling in love with Adam Sandler in a wig.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Wasn't it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam's sister or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Nsfw His actual wife

Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn't appropriate, there's many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't think his characters tend to have as much money as he does

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer, funnier, and isn't making shit memes making fun about people's looks he doesn't even know.

At least Jack and Jill gave people jobs lol.

The man is one of the funniest people defining the millenial's generation.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBABI1HNGXSgji0bj5_wNWqKD9Q451yB

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer,

Okay.

funnier,

Let's not get crazy here.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

HOW MANY KID'S CHOICE AWARDS HAVE YOU WON???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That's WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! 💦 🗣️📢

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