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No Stupid Questions

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Long wait times for the toilets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Try your local genie

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This felt too stupid for [email protected] but you are probably right about that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The "what would you do" type of questions where everyone shares their subjective opinions is exactly the type of question asklemmy is for. Nostupidquestions is for questions seeking objective answers.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm in the opposite boat, this feels too opinionated, and not serious enough for c/nostupidquestions

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So I take it that you interpret “no stupid questions” to mean “don’t post stupid questions.” The way I interpret it is “there’s no such thing as a stupid question.”

The sidebar says “No such thing. Ask away!” So I think the idea is that people should feel free to ask any question assuming they really want an answer. However, joke or troll questions (and I don’t think this is either one), are allowed on Fridays.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, I interpret this community as a safe place to get answers for questions you'd be scared to ask because you think you'd get judged.

I see asklemmy as the place to ask fun trivia and make fun conversations.

I'm afraid people who have awkward questions might get scared away from the community if questions-for-fun like these were common.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How does this affect your daily life?

It'd take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is why we have zoning laws, folks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've been to Dallas, and I've been to San Antonio, but I have not been to Houston.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Houston is likely to have an expensive house next to a heroin car wash, then a museum, then a crazy expensive apartment building, then a housing project. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Weirdest-images-from-Houston-s-lack-of-zoning-laws-9171688.php

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I can see that being a net positive. It makes it so that different classes of people have to interact with each other.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I'd move.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Free food you say? I guess I can put up with the traffic...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How does complimentary gambling work btw?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No vig on bets, no green tiles on roulette.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don't let your dreams be dreams!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Keep this away from them!

(edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.

If the place was actually called "Temptation Mart", I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Hey, Stoy, wanna go to the Temptations show with me?"

"I dunno... What's the catch?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.

Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey that is what it might look like!

So if I only ever made it this far…

…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I spend less money on beer and don't have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Sublet my apartment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

So much noise! 😩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it's produced by HBO so they can have nudity.

.............I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren't even being considered.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

i'd like to see a new Dream of Genie where she's constantly trying to seduce some lower-class guy who's actually trying to improve his world and she's always inserted a gotcha which sabotages the good idea. he slowly hates her and she loves him more for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Youd Become happy for a few months. And it would become normal, then eventually boring. And you would find hobbies again.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Sounds to me like we've solved scarcity. Excellent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'd get a normal amount of food and carry on the way I have been. Cutting out the grocery bill would be a life changer.

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