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We should sell tickets.

I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…

I’m waiting for when he finally unzips his human suit and the lizard jumps out. “Screw you MAGA suckers! We were the lizard people all along.”

IT’S ALL MY OWN BEAUTIFUL NATURAL HAIR

No!!!! But also yes.

Sounds like insecurity to me.

Maybe I’m slow or something, but I don’t get how eating meat is masculine.

The person to the right of seat 9 is Lauren Boebert. She is a US congressperson who made news when she was caught on video misbehaving at a theater performance of “Beetlejuice”. Her misbehavior included shouting, cursing, vaping, having her breasts fondled, and administering a handjob to her date.

I’ll keep that in mind.

I meant the throwing his life away part, because prison is full of stuff he likes.

Are you kidding? I’ll bet he loves prison:

• It’s just dudes
• Plenty of fights
• Wear the same outfit every day

Does seat 9 include the “full Beetlejuice”?