"I don't understand the question."
"Consider a universe where only one of these people would consent to make love to you..."
"No such universe exists. I actually checked when I had Q powers..."
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I would use the 50 50 joker by calling my good friend Thomas.
I feel like the answer is Minuet. Pretty sure he'd sell the Enterprise and everything on it for the real Minuet program.
Those binars really tie the holosuite together.
Someone peed in it.
Barclay, shut the fuck up!
Barclay, stop pissing the holosuite!
Could be worse:
He already had a relationship with Deanna and really had something going for Minuet, so I'd wager he'd pick her if that would suddenly be an actual option. Beata was too much of a hardliner, fever dreams or not.
Now, the only correct choice is Brenna, of course, midriff and all.
The Irish accent is a boon, though I can't help but think Riker actually enjoyed being a sub for Beata.
"... As you wish."
Porque no los todos?
Porque dice que solo puedes elegir uno.
Riker, then by the power of transience you’ve banged them all
This could alternately be a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Also Fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, and fuck
Did he use his phone-a-friend yet?
Well... He did end up choosing Troi in the end.
And before he ever set foot on the enterprise too.