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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Girls screen for this shit now. Put a MAGA hat on your dating profile, see how you do.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gays screen for this, too.

"I like to go out to the range now and they, stay in practice and have fun"

"oh cool! I need to go more often"

"but those damn democrats are trying to close them all down"

"check, please"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There are some democrats trying to shut down a range near me…mostly because it is a police training range near a residential neighborhood and apparently some people don’t like listening to cops mag-dumping AR-15’s at 10 o’clock at night, even if it is “essential training” for “low visibility conditions”, according to a public statement by the county sheriffs office.

If it were near a rich neighborhood full of republicans that shit would have been shut down, declared a superfund site so some construction company could rake in six figures to clean up all the lead contamination, and turned into a park years ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arm the workers.

Dis~~member~~arm the cops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Absolutely! Leftist gun owners do exist, there are literally dozens of us!

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.

  • Karl Marx
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Go far enough left and you get your guns back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Marx does manage to be right at times ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Police ranges should be indoors if they're going to do shit like that, not outdoors near a neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“ If it were near a rich neighborhood full of republicans…”

Exactly why it was not built in a neighborhood like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sucks that kinda talk is taken as that kinda opening.

Gays, POC and women are the largest gun purchasing group ATM, and have been for a minute. And they're asking what to buy, how to be safe and how to train. Wonder why...?

My Filipino fiancé had never touched a gun. She jumped up and down and literally squealed after putting a few downrange. Then I put the 10-round mag in, she stood up and went straight Viet Cong with it. 😂 Come on in folks, the water's warm.

Anyhow, want to come shoot at my camp in the swamp?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I generally hate it when someone points out something positive about women and then some dude pops in with "mEn tOo!!1" but to any men who happen to read this: you've probably already either been offered the advice or found out the hard way: "Don't put your dick in crazy." That's an umbrella statement that ABSOLUTELY applies to "Don't put your dick in evil" too.

Man, woman, or other: If you see a MAGA hat, or anything else that raises neonazi/fascist flags, swipe left. Life is too short for that shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man, woman, or other: If you see a MAGA hat, or anything else that raises neonazi/fascist flags, swipe left. Life is too short for that shit.

Also, you just know if you date that person, it's going to be all they talk about. Life is definitely too short for that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you can make it through your bf murdering an entire village you can make it through your bf becoming a fascist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pssh, they were just sand people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

HUUUURRRR HURRRRN HURRRRRN!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And they'll soon be back, in greater numbers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If only there was a warning that he was into fascism before he ruined the date.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And she still loves him anyway despite being A LITERAL SENATOR who strongly advocates liberal democracy, and helped found the Delegation of 2000 (which ultimately led to the Rebellion their daughter would help lead)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, yes there's that... but also, he's cute so, what are you gonna do?!:-P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And he's a ninja space wizard, that's gotta count for a lot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I mean I am very straight, don't get me wrong... But if he looked at me like he does her, I would not be surprised if my heart skipped a beat too!:-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're probably not as straight as you think you are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the entire concept of straight is wider than culture tends to portray.:-D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting background reading!:-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, he's the Force messiah trained in Jedi mind tricks and wants her to love him, even if she's not weak-minded I'm not sure she'd be able to resist it, she might not exactly be there willingly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She wants his Droid

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"I hope we have twins!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When his mother is a slave and you refuse to help free her despite being a princess (senator? queen? what the fuck was she anyway?) because that'd cockblock you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Her name is Queen Amidala, so I'd assume she's a queen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

She aint queen in AotC

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's now actually canon that Padme did send someone to try and free Shmi but they failed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's going to change the world for the better, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as that world doesn't have any damn sand

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, so THAT'S why he slaughtered them, they had "Sand" in their name!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Human relationships no make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We would have gone extinct if they did.