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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The limit for him was 412.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, RIP that dude but I'm built different

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy... May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Yea that guy is just a lil bitch

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just...ugh. the human digestive tract wasn't meant to endure that kind of disrespect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

disrespect

That's straight up violence

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can eat 9-12 if I force myself

I usually don't eat that much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You mean endure that much pureed chicken skin

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long did he take to eat that many?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.

I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn't getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took a total of zero minutes because that's a 2019 repost from Reddit based on a satire article from 8satire

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ahh man, hate when they source Snopes. Only the best I suppose

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the "Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!" gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Bazooka Joe has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hear me out: frozen dubble bubble.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Presenting to the emergency room...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love this guy on YouTube. He's like a scientific 1000 ways to die

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.

Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.

But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

you probably ate a week's worth of salt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

oh sure blame the nuggets. poor bastard probably had a syphilitic brain infection

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Now now.... He was only paralyzed. You could still consume more with assistance after 413.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Now we know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

if you eat that many you'll be ~~homestuck~~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

distant honking sounds intensify

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's like a dog whistle for homestucks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink 💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think I'm blind...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago