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[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Looks like it's learned that adding "according to Quora" makes it look more authoritative. Maybe with a few more weeks of training it'll figure out how to make fake citations of sources that are actually trustworthy.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until it starts taking stuff from 4chan, twitch, and twitter. Things are going to be come so much more interesting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Google signing a contract with 4chan for data training is actually so stupid I don't think it'll ever happen.

4chan is almost certainly blacklisted from basically everything AI given the sites content and history of intentionally destroying chatbots/earlier 'AI's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But at the same time they paid reddit millions to train on "authoritative" posts like that one from "fuckSmith" that suggested to add glue to pizza

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

As @[email protected] pointed out, this is an actual answer on Quora so at least it got that right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I think it’s also a way of shifting the blame.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

For some reason I don't have AI search on my account, but I still get the same answer:

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's probably a real answer from someone on Quora then

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What's the point in having an AI run the search and present the found answer for you, when you just ran the search yourself and gets the AI finding presented?

As this point AI helpers are just a layer that hides the details from the original search. It's useless for this. AI is wonderful for lots of stuff, but this just isn't it. I used to laugh when people used the Google search box to find Google so they could search in Google, but that is exactly what AI is doing for us now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plus the insane power consumption for such a marginally useful feature. Especially given that it’s on by default for everyone using google (as I understand)

It’s almost like the feature is not ready but they need to show off to their investors anyway. At the cost of user experience and the environment.

At least with ChatGPT you have to consciously go to their website and use, rather than being the first result of a fucking internet search.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

More eyes on your website, means less on other websites, making your adverts more valuable.

And when it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter, because you run the advertising on the other websites too. Bonus: you can penalise rankings for websites that don’t use your advertising network.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Most likely an answer written by another AI directly on Quora then

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So many fruits in the berrum family, can't believe they even had to google that question...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I love schnozzberrum

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"If it's on the internet it must be true" implemented in a billion dollar project.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure what would frighten me more: the fact that this is trainings data or if it was hallucinated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Neither, in this case it's an accurate summary of one of the results, which happens to be a shitpost on Quara. See, LLM search results can work as intended and authoritatively repeat search results with zero critical analysis!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure AI will start telling us "You should not believe everything you see on the internet as told by Abraham Lincoln"

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wow they really did it.

They put the um in the coconut and shake it all up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It would appear the coconut is the only one they didn't put the um in though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Have an angry (and admiring) upvote.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There goes my making shit up job.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now LLMs are even taking the jobs of professional trolls! What's gonna be next? The scambots loosing their jobs to LLMs?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the scammers are already using 'ai'

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

I'll allow that one because it said "According to Quora" so you knew to ignore it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like AI is lots and lots of "artificial" and close to nothing in the area of "intelligence".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

as real as artificial cheese.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

AI is just very creative, ok?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Coconut um!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

"AI" has always been like this... It's not sentient or rational... It's not thinking it's just averaging language... It's not really AI, it's a language model.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I for one am enjoying this AI thing at Google. I haven't had that many laughs from just searching for things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Everything ends with um in Latin!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hoc casu non est

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

So why does everything end with a vowel n modern Italian?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I love how it just gave up on coconut

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Always trust user input. Surely the AI will figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

one is unlike the other

"nutted" instead "um"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

AI is the vulture

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Wow weird. Found one of these that is not a lie

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