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[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Cot damn.. I'm conflicted.

Tech nerdy girlfriend

Potential psychopath

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yep! that's how the trap works. a red flag is a red flag no matter how many other green flags there are. this one is clearly a boundary bulldozer. imagine everything the OP in the screenshot had to go thru to block Jessica. yet, she's still finding a way to contact them. im having flashbacks from this. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How did you message through the tv?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Probably some messaging application is installed on the tv

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She is dedicated, resourceful, and persistent. We don't know if she showed up at his place at 3am just to watch him sleep, so jury is out on the crazy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Man, just tell her she can be with you if she solves world hunger, we’ve gotta channel that energy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Alternatively, if she cracks cold fusion. Have to give her some options to make it more realistic. Solve two-of-three problems type of thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'll take you back if you can get a minimum wage that is a living wage with yearly increases tied to inflation while also maintaining a sub 4% inflation year over year until the Sun swallows the Earth. If you can't do that, you don't deserve me because you will never make me happy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"oh, I can solve that. nobody is hungry.... if everyone is dead."

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How is she in bed though? Wait, no, that doesn't matter, she's crazy. But very techy, so that's good, but still, red flag. But...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Word has it that crazy sex is the best sex but you didn't hear that from me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The thing about crazy sex is it’s awesome until you learn to stop liking it. But you’ll fucking learn and it’ll be the hard way

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The sex doesn't stop being good. You just learn it's not worth it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh it can stop being good. Trauma can do shit to you. Crazy in the head and crazy in bed sometimes blend into shit like sexual violence. And suddenly what you find yourself really craving is someone who is stable yet adventurous, someone who will discuss what crazy shit we’ll do together then discuss what we liked and didn’t afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sex isn't good unless you go to sleep after worrying about whether you're about to get woken up by being hit with a skillet. If you're lucky it's not cast iron.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The stuff before and after the crazy sex is the worst. Probably. I wouldn't know. Never had sex.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Um... let's just say I let the Balrog pass. 😭

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it's like all sex is make up sex, but they also hate themselves and want you to agree with them. just because they are begging you to piss in their mouth doesn't mean its awesome though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, not if they're going to kiss you after.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Speak for yourself buddy...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think that’s just the button to dismiss the message, not a chat bubble

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

The dialog just having an β€œOK” button to dismiss is the funniest thing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I worked at a similar company. If it's what I'm familiar with, it's mostly meant for young account owners to notify their elderly parents that there's an emergency or stop buying stuff. (A lot of people refuse to put parental controls on their parents; DO IT)

The only thing is, they're either using their ex'es service, or their ex has access to the account. If the latter is true, they need to remove their ex as a validated user, IMMEDIATELY.

Also, yes. Creepy ex'es call in all the time for thrir old partner's personal details. That's why THEY tell us to never GIVE OUT details to confirm identity. We ask for the details from the customer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Ah, I remember the days when my crazy ex just created more AIM accounts to contact me.

Yes, my back hurts, why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Of course it's a Jessica...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Cab should probs get back with her, she keen