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Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.

Fake McDonalds? Not sure.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And chodaboy!

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It was Confederated products. I loved that movie.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm afraid to tell you that there's already several sites completely dedicated to this...

...or so I've heard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where did you find such disgusting things? Just asking so I know where not to go.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a fertile ground for STDs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While you're down there doc...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Said no woman ever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're not wrong, and yet it's the name of a fairly popular porn series where actresses exchange a cab ride for sexual favors (that's the story idea at least).

It's popular enough that there is a significant number of people (vulgo, "creeps") who put Fake Taxi stickers all over their cars.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Fake astronaut training, followed by fake flight to the moon.

SPace Cadets

YouTube playlist

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There was a series like this in the U.K. After a couple of weeks they were let out of the space shuttle and told it had all been a joke.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found out on Friday my best friend doesn't believe we've sent people to the moon. To be clear, she seems to believe everything else, like sending rovers to Mars. ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

"The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics" would certainly be a fresh take

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Read the Wiki page, the idea and execution is fantastic !

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Fake Gamer

I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister's best friend about Fallout 3. He didn't know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Fake Taxi is a pornography website which produces videos within the reality pornography genre."

For others as confused as I was.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Im quite sure something like that already exists

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake elected official

You think they are in a position to bring about change for the people but actually haha they're just there to fuck you all

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fake dentist

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fake Tax Office

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fake appendectomy Fake flight to Paris, seated in coach Fake moon landing