EmoDuck

Because living people usually don't get buried. Only dead ones

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Not just math but actual maths

That's like math^2

This has to be the most creative "hidden Saddam" meme I've seen today

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn't non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier

I hate it when the Bluetooth gets caught on the door handle and rips my blue tooth out

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Putin should've thought twice about invading Cloud City

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few skulls

If the F35 is an analogy of a horse then you can call me Mr Hands

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session