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[–] [email protected] 202 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Wait a minute... Does the name of the currency come from payments that were not counted but weighed? Gotta check.

ETA: Oh my gosh yes, one pound sterling (currency) was originally one pound (weight) of sterling silver. I'm probably the last person to discover this, but still that's pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m also among those 10,000! Good day to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re 3 of the lucky 30,000

I can feel all the math people dying inside from not reducing that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How much is that after the exchange rate?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Such a wholesome XKCD

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does ETA stand for in this context?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Edited To Add. The constant barrage of TLAs is exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does TLA stand for in this context?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fucking hell, lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

CIA = Can't Ignore Ass

FBI = For Better Income

NSA = Not Sucking Anyone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are also Extended Three-Letter Acronyms, because e.g. Four-Letter Acronym would be a TLA.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am one of the 10,000 today.

Never seen it used like that before. Usually just use Edit:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s weird when Reddit started shifting from ETA: “everyone’s the asshole” to exited to add.

Idk I guess it’s the kids and their new dang language and hippity hop music

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The only thing I can think of is Estimated Time of Arrival.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh. I used reddit for about 12 years before switching to Lemmy last year and I don't think I ever noticed ETA. Maybe just different subs used it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That was only in the "am I the asshole" sub which was a trash fire you were wise to avoid.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If anyone is the last, it's me. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You are at worst second to last. You also thought about the possibility first, unlike me.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And then you ask their weight, and they start talking about rocks.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you ask about rocks and

JESUS CHRIST MARIE, THEY’RE MINERALS!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just being dense rn, but... huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Breaking Bad reference

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please add Breaking Bad to your watchlist. And then after that, check out Better Call Saul. But promise me you'll stick it out through the first season of Saul and continue on to the second. I promise you it's worth it. Breaking Bad is one of the greatest shows of all time, and Saul is even better if you have the patience to let the story slowly build itself up.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Apparently the UK still uses stone as a step above pounds. Then again, the UK is a hot mess when it comes to units...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm about 13 stone 1. Which I know is about 83kg. But I have no idea how many pounds in a stone. I do know that there's about 2 and a quarter lb to a kg. Therefore I must be about 186lb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One stone is 6,35kg or 14 liberties (that's what the lb means, right?)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

liberties (that's what the lb means, right?)

You got me interested what it stands for. It's the Roman libra (meaning balance).

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You ask an American how much they weigh, and they tell you in money. Typical American capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Four score and seven stone = 1218 pounds

EDIT: Whoopsie, forgot to include the 7 before multiplying, it's actually 1316.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do Brits also tell their salary on annual instead of monthly basis? I thought that was just an American thing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Where do they describe it on a monthly basis? I'm in Australia and I've never heard anyone describe their salary in anything other than annual. Take home pay we'd go fortnightly though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Over here in Belgium we do, I thought that's how it's done in most countries. It makes more sense to me too, you get your salary monthly (or maybe fortnightly like you) and you talk about your rent, debt payments, ... also on a monthly basis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

In the U.S., most salary jobs are spoken about in annual terms. Job listing's list annual salary, offer letters list annual pay, my employee portal lists annual pay, etc. My pay stubs are biweekly though. Pretty much nothing is ever described in monthly terms, at least not that I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Slovakia, Czechia, Hungary no one in these countries talks on annual basis. it's always monthly or hourly wage if it's not a salaried position, but most are salaried and paycheck is once a month.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Australia is also annual. We're taxed annually, so it makes sense to us

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can’t imagine a scenario where a British person actually says their salary as “pounds” rather than “grand” or just the number.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1 grand is the same as 1 kilo? So it's still weight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if they want to say how much it weighs and they have an imperial units fetish?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then we'd refer to it in Stones...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You have to convert it to Newtons assuming gravity at mean sea level.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did they say they make about five thousand stone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How many pounds are those stones?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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