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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I think it really depends what kinda drugs honestly.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago (7 children)

So many downvotes for a true statement. Big difference between selling pot and selling meth.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

Plot twist, he's a drug dealer here:

corner PharmaChoice drug store, apothecary

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you're doing something illegal, and a lot of people know, it's a good policy to not get offside with people on a regular basis.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (26 children)

I mean the guy didn't even do anything to OP, we don't even know if he was aware his girl was cheating with him

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

While we're all playing morality police and talking about drugs, maybe keep in mind he stalked someguy being while he was obsessive and possessive of a woman.

Playing vigilante and involving the police because you got hurt fweewings is a dogshit move.

anyway everything on 4chan is fake, so this is just some incel fantasy about what he thinks would be cool.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It doesn’t matter what we think, because this is probably fiction anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Hypothetical moral arguments are the best moral arguments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I mean, does it really matter at this point?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fake: pretending to having an ex-gf & Gay: being a narc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even faker is the idea that the police would actually investigate and take action in response to evidence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Evidence of small time drug dealing, you bet they do.

Ofc the police are different in places, but that seems to be pretty common.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

A small time drug dealer? We're on the case! We won't rest till that scum is behind bars.

Oh someone stole your car? I hope you have a signed confession for the thief. Investigation is hard and I don't wanna 😣

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

now that's a petty revenge if I've ever seen one. and just the type of fucked up attitude I've seen so much on image boards like holy shit what is up with that guy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Weeell depending on what he dealt tbf. Weed yeah. Herion, fuck the dealer.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

narc or not and pretending this isnt fake, as far as vengeance goes, anon got his way didnt he.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

They do their job

Sounds more like green text OP did their job for them and they put the finishing touches on it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Reporting such a crime is a good thing no matter what cuckolding has been done. Unless it was a harmless weed dealer, not some crack selling fucker.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Drug dealer" is such a broad term that ranges from someone selling weed/shrooms to some buddies to running a fentanyl ring. I don't know how anyone could say snitching was ok or not with the info anon provided.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's surprising how many people are siding with the drug dealer. The dude doesn't even pay taxes...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I've met drug dealers who pay their taxes. The IRS doesn't really give a shit if what you're doing is illegal, so long as they get paid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Knew a guy who sold shrooms to people, he'd give you an invoice for em.

Not for the shrooms, fuck no, it was all for computer repair and building and consulting and yadda yadda. Sold shrooms with fake PC invoices for a few years and eventually managed to snag a job doing something in IT thanks to the 3 years of running a PC home business

Still sells shrooms, too, the lovely bastard. Dunno if he gives invoices anymore though

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is true see IRS publication 525.

Illegal activities.

 

Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

Bribes are also considered taxable income.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Even The Joker pays his taxes. He explicitly said, "I'm crazy enough to ~~fight~~ take on Batman, but the IRS? No Thank You."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

As a former dealer, this is a dumb take. Yeah ofc I paid my taxes. Don't confuse people who just wanna make a living with some strung out federal-lifer who doesn't even give a shit. You're letting your prejudices think for you.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck em. Stab me in the back and I'll go full on scorched earth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The point was that he's not fucking anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Snitches get stitches

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