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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Knew a guy who sold shrooms to people, he'd give you an invoice for em.

Not for the shrooms, fuck no, it was all for computer repair and building and consulting and yadda yadda. Sold shrooms with fake PC invoices for a few years and eventually managed to snag a job doing something in IT thanks to the 3 years of running a PC home business

Still sells shrooms, too, the lovely bastard. Dunno if he gives invoices anymore though

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Does he accept an HSA card for the... uh... computer repair?