this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nono they're right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Crazy, but not fake (or gay lol) 😉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Sorry. It's real but gay. Nothing as phallic as an airliner can be straight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Not fake or gay? Sounds fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.