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Polar bears (mander.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

I remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes (slowly piece by piece) with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.

I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn't have a wrapper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you've got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago

That’s a myth perpetuated by the polar bears, they’re just perverts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I think removing your clothes is just so the bear doesn't choke to death on your Nikes.