Bear is Kodiak, you are trespassing and you will be shot.

Turn around is a bad idea

If it's brown, lie down

Bear is white, say good night, and tuck it in and tell it a story. Once the bear has fallen asleep snuggle up to it, so it has a fresh morning snack.

Also.

Some black bears are brown.

Some brown bears are black.

Good luck everyone.

I remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes (slowly piece by piece) with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.

I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn't have a wrapper.