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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Another reference, this time in 3D:

Me, 6'4" 235lb, that's a full grown and a cub 1:1 statue

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And there was a time that humans with stone tools were like yep I can kill that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Thats how we made it this far. Some absolute morons charge ahead and get themselves killed, while everyone else shakes their head. With some animals it works, surprisingly. Others we learn to keep away from- until the next moron feels like " hey, lets try that thing again!".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean we basically successfully hunted every animal on the planet. Wouldn't say it's fair to call them morons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Nah that was their time. If you gave the average group of humans 40,000 years ago and an average group of modern day humans spears and told them to hunt a polar bear, the group from the past would be much more successful.

Obviously our technology today makes it an easier task, but I'm very impressed at what our ancestors were capable of.

Look up cave bears for a treat.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That picture is not in 3D. Not at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

You have to use your 3D monocle for this one

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would.

Off on a tangent, but relevant, I recently watched a video from a big cat trainer, and he stated that lion and tiger cubs are absolutely lethal at the age of 6 months. They can literally play with you to death.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They mentioned that in Tiger King and I just chuckled thinking that was the source of your reference.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

That may be where I heard it. My memory's not as good as it used to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever that little thing laying on the rock would fuck me up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Is that polar bear turd?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could take the one on the fake boulder

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Id say you could even make it 5 feet with the thing before momma caught up and turned you into a fine red mist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need a gummy bear for scale.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Zoom in on my shirt, the ring around my neck is about the height and width of a gummy bear, or at least close enough to work as an average