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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Apparently gorillas are about 5 times stronger than a chimp, and I've seen what a chimp can do to a person.

Gorillas mostly leave people alone because they don't find us the slightest bit threatening.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/primatology/comments/11nqwsa/how_strong_are_chimpanzees_compared_to_humansalso/
Just putting this here because chimpanzees, while strong, aren't THAT strong. A big strong male human is stronger than a big strong male chimpanzee.
A gorilla of course would tear any person apart like tissue paper.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeh what chimps got on humans is they go from zero to ripping your face off in 0 seconds flat, humans either require a lot of buildup to get that pissed or some kind of drug.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can't defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can't attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that's why.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Years of martial arts training can give you this ability too, i mean, anon gonna be killed, but he won't hesitate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk about you, but I hesitate to get myself killed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Florida man has entered the enclosure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can believe that. There was that bath salts nutcase a few years back, and his victim was left in a similar state to chimp attack victims...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gorillas mostly leave people alone because they don’t find us the slightest bit threatening.

I love this statement. It sounds entirely true, it really trivializes the part of humans when they attempt to overcome nature and its bouncers, and it also means I maybe have a chance of not dying if I ever should find myself surrounded by Gorillas and shitless (see if my natural shark repellent works here too) .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet we have gorillas in cages. Why? Because we don't fight with our hands, we fight with our brains. We create traps, tools, etc.

If you want to kill a gorilla, use that noggin and outsmart that beast.

OP is preparing in exactly the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would own a gorilla in a spelling bee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's the spirit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gorilla's will literally tear you to pieces.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well don't leave us hanging what do the chimps be doing to em??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Rip their arms, face, and genitals off, then leave you suffering.

Chimps are fucking brutal and absolutely terrifying.