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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yet we have gorillas in cages. Why? Because we don't fight with our hands, we fight with our brains. We create traps, tools, etc.

If you want to kill a gorilla, use that noggin and outsmart that beast.

OP is preparing in exactly the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would own a gorilla in a spelling bee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

That's the spirit!