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[–] [email protected] 126 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Just keep adding master's degrees until you get an offer, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

"Employers hate this one powerful trick!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you keep adding enough master degrees eventually the HR system of some company hiring you will overflow and you'll be CISO in no time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Good old Bobby Tables, the master in every field known to man.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago