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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

~~Nah its the whole baby, not jizz~~

It is jizz

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You're thinking of seeds.

Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.

Hence, jizz.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's kind of both

The pollen isn't the jizz but it produces the jizz

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You're so right that ones on me, idk why I said that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Don't be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Babies are jizz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It's the only way I can get off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Millions of little homunculi

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I can't go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird