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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

~~Nah its the whole baby, not jizz~~

It is jizz

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You're thinking of seeds.

Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.

Hence, jizz.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You're so right that ones on me, idk why I said that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do we have a /rimjob_steve community somewhere already?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's kind of both

The pollen isn't the jizz but it produces the jizz

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Babies are jizz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's the only way I can get off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Millions of little homunculi

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can't go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird