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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I think I can explain. In Buddhism, you have to understand if he didn’t the last into the pizza, but from where I stand it simply is. I hope that helps.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, then you don't know

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

The fool asks 'What?'

The wise man interjects 'What'

The enlightened silently nods and thinks 'WTAF'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Induction technique

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

I suddenly feel enlightened.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Peace be upon him 🙏

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Realistic yakub is frightening

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I certainly recognize most of them.