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I have a theory that you're all my pets. So you will conform, or you won't get a treat.
I would oppose this theory, but I want treats more.
You get a cookie
And I'm living off of grass, and the drippings from my ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings
Good stuff, "my friend says we're like the dinosaurs" would also have been slick
Edit: Yes and
Post is about fish so it felt appropriate
Indeed and definitely, I liked your reference