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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a theory that you're all my pets.

And I'm living off of grass, and the drippings from my ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Good stuff, "my friend says we're like the dinosaurs" would also have been slick

Edit: Yes and

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Post is about fish so it felt appropriate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed and definitely, I liked your reference