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[–] [email protected] 42 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Do people actually do this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 58 minutes ago

That's why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.

Speaking from experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before

[–] [email protected] 43 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Literally on 4chan as a header.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

4chan makes me believe it more in this case

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.

Mostly joking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's not out of the realm of possibility