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[–] [email protected] 59 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago

That's why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.

Speaking from experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before