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Long Time No Semen (lemmy.zip)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

14 as of today I believe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.