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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

14 as of today I believe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.