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This is pointless. Don't rebel if you dont want to.
Your response isnt just pointless, it’s counterproductive. But do you and watch yourself get handled by the opposition while taking us down in the process.
Hey, man. You stay in line there. You're too afraid.
Nah i go thru legislation. I dont need to resort to force bc i’m not stupid.
Try legislating away your kids coming home and crying from bullies, lemme know how that works out for you and how fast it gets done.
Petitioning a law takes forever, having your kid lunch bullies in the nose is instant and raises moral. But go off on how you legislate away the bullies when they are even more rampant now.
Kids in my town just killed another kid and bragged about it. You bet your ass my kids aren't gonna just be sitting there like that one was. The law hid the killer cause his family gives them money. Things aren't alright like you think they are. The government will not protect your kids.
You didnt advocate for self defense. You advocated for initiating violence. There’s a diff, but short sightedness probably makes you blind to your own message. Anger will keep you at the bottom, and you deserve it. But at least try not to drag down others while youre at it. It’s common courtesy.
I'm hardly at the bottom. I did the same for my own friends in school and I dont ever regret standing up for any of them. Evil wins when you are silent. Break a misogynist's nose today.
Do it. Please. Would rather see you in jail then to see you benefit off of those that do things the mature way. Youre such a loser.
So all of you really just tell your kids to do nothing when they get bullied around? Especially when theres going to be new droves of young misogynistic boys pushing all these girls around? Okay. Call me a loser if it makes you feel better.
You advocated for initiating violence. That question presumes self defense. Again, totally different concepts. But please be violent towards others. Youre really thick if you think nothing is gonna happen in return, physical and/or legal. But as i said, please do what youre planning. It’s your life.
Did you ever get bullied at school? It really doesnt seem like you had to deal with ruthless hounding every single day. If you did, I think you'd understand this a little more. You would get this if you realized the official channels just get you in more trouble and never stops the bullies. Listening to my neices and nephews, that definitely hasn't changed one bit.
Lol yes, I'm a first gen immigrant. You know what I did? Studied, got a good job, earned lots of money, and now I'm doing a PhD. The other guys? They still need to work to afford retirement. I don't.
Glad you had the emotional capacity to take the abuse and keep trucking. A lot of people don't
A lot of people don't and can still respond without violence. There's a diff. Just b/c you can't take the abuse doesn't automatically mean violence is their default response.
You really didn't read anything I ever typed. You just got all up in arms I said to punch bullies. If you ever listened, I said I stood up for my friends. I myself never got bullied, probably because they saw me fighting the people who tried to put my friends through hell. Enjoy your high road though.
I will enjoy my high ride knowing that the low road is simply a race to the bottom. And you'll stay there, and the other side will jump at any chance you give them to make it worse for you. Remember, they don't care what happens to you, and they want you to suffer even more. Most of them didn't vote Trump b/c of his policies or track record. They voted for him b/c they knew it would hurt you. Think about that, and what that means for you and you daughters when you tell them to go around punching people without legal reason.
Alright this is really exhausting. Didn't know some people have such strong pro-bully feelings. You like win or whatever. They're emboldened, those people you are talking about right now. Their activity is on the rise. You should be teaching young women not to put up with it. Not this go through the official channels that they now control and corrupt shit.
lol i never said any of that, loser. Learn to read.
Alright, just reread everything you yourself typed. Its advocating for keeping your head down and not standing up.
Dude, your first post advocated for unprovoked violence. You can’t even read your own words lmao
Not to mention you inferred all of that. I didnt say it explicitly, genius.
"Don't stand up against bullies, they'll hurt your kids and your kids will be arrested and detained and suspended and kicked out!" The fuck else am I supposed to gleam from all these bitch ass "arguments". Its the same bullshit as American Media collectively pulling their own punches against Trump and now he's won. So once again, I'm glad it bothers you this much because Idfk who in their right mind advocates for putting your head down and not standing up. Jesus fucking Christ. Its also, NOT UNPROVOKED, if YOU can read, I said I told my daughters to punch people who say this to them. How is that unprovoked? Words are nothing now?
You need to realize you inferred all of that. There are other ways to stand up against bullies. If you weren’t such an angry wreck, your brain might actually be able to pick up on them.
Words are nothing. YOU are the one letting them get to you. They also arent, by any means, legal protection for violent responses as they are still considered free speech.
You need to realize you've also inferred most of what you're saying about me. I know you want to have the last word and see some miraculous breakthrough. But you won't. You're right, words are nothing. Hit your bully today!
You're literally promoting violence right now lmao. You are as sharp as a jelly bean.
You've said you attacked ppl on behalf of others. You said you told your daughters, and I quote:
"If they even lean conservative I’ve told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw"
Look at the state of conservatism? Look you can be as angry as you want that we punch Nazis here. Its just what a good American should do. Also I didn't attack people on behalf of my friends. When someone hits your friend multiple times, or even once, you are allowed to defend them by using force back. I know you cowered and let your friends take the dolling, but I didn't. Thats okay.
Yeah initiate violence on the people who believe woman should be subjugated by men oh no I'm such a horrible person. You're right. We should allow these people safe spaces where they can objectify women without being brutally beaten to a pulp.