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You need to realize you inferred all of that. There are other ways to stand up against bullies. If you weren’t such an angry wreck, your brain might actually be able to pick up on them.
Words are nothing. YOU are the one letting them get to you. They also arent, by any means, legal protection for violent responses as they are still considered free speech.
You need to realize you've also inferred most of what you're saying about me. I know you want to have the last word and see some miraculous breakthrough. But you won't. You're right, words are nothing. Hit your bully today!
You're literally promoting violence right now lmao. You are as sharp as a jelly bean.
You've said you attacked ppl on behalf of others. You said you told your daughters, and I quote:
"If they even lean conservative I’ve told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw"
Look at the state of conservatism? Look you can be as angry as you want that we punch Nazis here. Its just what a good American should do. Also I didn't attack people on behalf of my friends. When someone hits your friend multiple times, or even once, you are allowed to defend them by using force back. I know you cowered and let your friends take the dolling, but I didn't. Thats okay.