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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

the what

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

For the love of god don't look it up. If you've made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It's worse than you can possibly imagine.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

You have no idea how much pain I'm willing to inflict on myself in order to get the reference. Your warning has been heard, but it will not be heeded

Edit: oof

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago

Aw shucks, I'm honored to have my foolishness immortalized

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

This is a masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So, now that you have the benefit of hindsight, what do you think? Was the warning justified? Is your relationship with curiosity still the same?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

It was pretty cringe, the lyrics were god awful and they were way too liberal with the auto tune. Thankfully Elon is so unimaginative that he couldn't think of more than one verse for his war crime of a song so there weren't any surprises after ~10 seconds in. I would say the warning was justified, but a little overstated. I thought we were gonna be on Angelic 2 the Core levels of bad and it was just Friday bad. My relationship with my curiosity remains the same. As long as it isn't (real) gore, I'll probably click on it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

What is Harambe rep? I only know it is apparently "starting point of things going wrong"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Harambe rap

I'm sorry