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Watch your language.
"Just like "cis", "weird" will be censored on xitter"
-- Elon Musk (mars genii)
"XXXXX Al" Yankovic in shambles
Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬
I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!
just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged
Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify
Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.